Instructions to Ron Weasley

[alt_hermione]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Ron, you're going to know exactly what they were up to in a few hours or the morning maybe, and I want you to know that you had better keep your mouth shut, no matter what Harry says to you, no matter what happens, or else I'll be in the soup too, do you hear?! 

I mean I really really will, I really will. So SHUT IT. Or else. I know you hate him but honestly, please.

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[alt_hermione]

I am not having you on!! How am I having you on?!

[alt_neville]

Criminy.

Hermione, you're safe for the moment, yeah?

[alt_hermione]

I'm fine, Neville! And I think - well, we'll see tomorrow, but I hope it'll be all right.

[alt_ron]

'Oh, we'll be in such trouble!'

'No, we're not in danger, what are you talking about?'

You're jerking me about, and that's not on.

[alt_neville]

Honestly, Ron, I think Hermione's got bigger problems right now than whether your feelings are hurt.

[alt_gredforge]

You need anything right now, Hermione? Some distraction mayhem, perhaps? We're awfully good at that sort of thing.

[alt_ron]

She's 'fine, Neville'.

Give it a rest, will you?