Order Only: Private Message to Fred Weasley and Harry Marvolo

[alt_hermione]

I thought I'd ask Ron this but then I decided he'd get all embarrassed and Ronnish, so I decided maybe it'd be better to ask you two instead, since you're generally sensible about things when it comes to girls, unlike some people I could name, but I won't, because I need to ask you something and it's not for me, it's for someone else: Is Katie Bell going out with anyone? I figure you might know or be able to find out because of being on the Quidditch team with her.

If you know, could you tell me? And if you don't would you be able to find out? Discreetly?

Comments

[alt_gredforge]

Warn her parents?

[alt_gredforge]

Warn the press?

(Uh, on second thought, George says no. Rita Skeeter is a nosey old cow, and we're not going to do her any favours. Besides, we wouldn't do that to Katie.)

[alt_gredforge]

We could do other things to Katie, though. Like tease the life out of her.

(Marvolo, really?)

[alt_gredforge]

George says 'At least he has good taste.'