Order Only: Private Message to Harry and Draco

[alt_hermione]

Hey, how was your boys' get-together at the safehouse?

Bea gave us all Valentines and somehow got Kreacher to make cupcakes. Then she got frosting in her hair.

It was quite an exciting day.

Comments

[alt_hermione]

It's hard enough to think about Mr Snape with flour on his face; please, please do not make me think about your aunt having sex!

(But speaking of that...now that I think about it, I doubt Auror Crouch did keep Hydra all day. It's Valentine's Day; surely he wanted to spend some of it with Daphne? Talk about things I don't want to visualise....)

There are plenty of cupcakes. Are you coming back tonight? It's not too late to have another, but I'm not sure they'll go with whiskey.

[alt_draco]

I brought it up as a complete hypothetical, it's not my fault if your mind adds images and sound effects for good measure.

Urgh, imagining Crouch is even worse. Thanks for that. I guess we're even?

I was thinking of sleeping here at the safehouse, but I could probably be fit to apparate here in a little while. Are there any rules or superstitions about eating valentine themed food if you don't have a valentine? I feel like there are but I can't remember them.

[alt_hermione]

I think you should sleep, if you're worried about apparating.

As for valentine's food, well Bea will gladly be your valentine, I'm sure. I don't think there's anything wrong, though, but once I heard Montgomery and Stevens saying that they thought it should all be black, if they weren't going to be able to have boyfriends on Valentine's Day. (That was when they were single, though!)

Anyway, I'll be sure there's a preserving charm on the cupcakes so they don't go stale before you get back.

[alt_draco]

Stale spiderweb kreachercakes.

Yeah, I think I'd better sleep here, it'll be longer than I thought before I can apparate.

'Night, Hermione.

[alt_harry]

The gossip back at the castle was that everyone saw Crouch and Daphne going into the Protector's Circle, you know, that inn in Hogsmeade.

That was at around noon, so Hydra had the afternoon free. I didn't hear anyone mention what she'd been up to, though.