It's hard enough to think about Mr Snape with flour on his face; please, please do not make me think about your aunt having sex!

(But speaking of that...now that I think about it, I doubt Auror Crouch did keep Hydra all day. It's Valentine's Day; surely he wanted to spend some of it with Daphne? Talk about things I don't want to visualise....)

There are plenty of cupcakes. Are you coming back tonight? It's not too late to have another, but I'm not sure they'll go with whiskey.