I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_hermione]

Because they're not here to say it and someone should do:

His Excellency, the Lord Protector, is still

a stupid PUNTER!!!!

Comments

[alt_justin]

Hello, Hermione,

I agree with Sally-Anne: It was a splendid surprise to find you here.

I say, is this really Sirius's house? It's quite brilliant, though I can well understand he might not think so. Imagine having a shrieking portrait as a burglar alarm, what?

-Justin

[alt_pansy]

Especially seeing as it's his own mum.

That was certainly very odd.

[alt_justin]

Pansy,

Oh, that's right, you've been here before, hadn't you? Has it changed very much, then? I say, it's well fascinating to think he grew up here. That was his mother? I say.

Do you suppose he'd object if we went for a tour after tea? Not to invade privacy or anything but I'm well certain the library and study and attics and such are just as interesting as the drawing rooms.

-Justin

[alt_sally_anne]

Well, the portrait wouldn't have been here, or at least it wouldn't have been shrieking. Because Pansy got to spend time with the real old lady.

For Christmas hols.